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YOOOOOO!! what's up! welcome to my cosmic corner of the web! sorry about the mess, I do have a snes and n64 you can play with to make it up to you. :) to put it short, i'm a hard-rooted stan of the 2000s/2010s, heavy lifting, and all things kirby and yoshi.... it has come to my attention an alternate galaxy has been discovered. CLICK!!! like what you see? sign my guestbook!